Tuesday, August 4, 2009

"How to Keep Your Mom or Dad Busy" by Mikayla Cramer

"First, start out with finding your mommy's important books and crinkling or tearing the pages. It sounds and feels pretty cool."




"Then you gotta find some sand or dirt to play in. It feels great in the mouth, and if your mom tries to get it out, just bite down. Then she'll let you chew on it. Also if there's other babies around, it's interesting to poke their faces, but watch out because sometimes they might cry....I have no idea why..."




"It's pretty important to tear to shreds any paper or toilet paper you can find. It tastes pretty good, too....if you start to gag on it, just throw up, and you can get back to work."




"Make sure you stand up at every chance you get. You gotta practice so you can walk soon and get into even more stuff!"




"Finish off the day with a good wrestle and romp around the living room. Climb on your parents. If they're not around, a teddy bear works pretty good too."




"It's hard work being a baby, but somebody's gotta do it."



2 comments:

  1. Cute pics! All of my kids have been obsessed with t.p. from 9 months to 2 years! I get the unravelling the roll thing - but not the eating of it! Jackson and Paul used to tell me it was "gum"!

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  2. I love that first sleeping pic- the lighting is so angelic! She's a beauty.

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